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  • Miss Beautee 9:36 am on August 27, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Gamestop Apologizes for Stealing Your Deus Ex 

    This “apology and peace offering’ was a direct result of the slanderous blogs and comments coming from angry gamers all over including me (see Gamestop Is Stealing Your Deus Ex Game! Those bastards! )

    Well, maybe not, but the fucks are trying to save face by apologizing for ripping open your brand new game and literally stealing a part of it only to destroy it. What’s funny about the situation is that Gamestop had to be up to their old bitch ass ways and had to do just one more retarded thing before they apologized which was to stop selling Deus Ex in their stores all together.

    Customers received this email from Gamestop yesterday:

    For your inconvenience, we would like to offer you a free $50 GameStop gift card and a Buy 2 Get 1 Free pre-owned purchase. We want to earn back your trust and confidence in the GameStop experience. Please bring in this email and your store receipt or order confirmation from GameStop.com and present it to a Game Advisor.

    Pfffffttt, fuck you Gamestop I’m not convinced. Everyone knows that a new video game costs $65.

    Does this make you happy? Hey, I mean it is $50 to buy another game they’ve probably fucked up too. It’s like heyyyy, we got caught stealing n0w heres some gift card to shut you all the fuck up. Such a sincere apology Gamestop. You guys are friggin’ winners. -__- ★MissB.

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    • shawnmave 2:30 pm on August 27, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      They essentially turned an “apology” into a promotional ad. It’s pretty much the same way Sony handled the hacking fiasco. Sony turned their “apology” into a cheap marketing ploy for PS+. Both tactics are bullshit and completely unworthy of my trust.

      Don’t get me wrong, if you use the card right you could essentially get 3 decent games for free. But that doesn’t make up for what Gamestop did. I can understand WHY they did it (they were essentially giving their competition free advertising).

      On the other hand, they shouldn’t have offered it in the first place if they were just going to cower down in the face of OnLive’s might like pathetic bitches. Gamestop has been doing shallow tactics like this for years; forcing gamers out of their cash with pre-order exclusives only available at their store and ripping them off on trade ins.

      At the same time, they also cheat the games industry itself out of possible billions of dollars through its used game sales policy. If Gamestop were to give the game publishers like.. five dollars from every used game sale (the publisher only gets ten from NEW game sales as it is now) then perhaps game publishers would quit milking us gamers on DLC that should already be on the disc.

      I’ll get off of my soapbox now.

  • Miss Beautee 8:13 pm on August 24, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Gamestop Is Stealing Your Deus Ex Game! Those bastards! 

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    !!!!!!!!

    First, they are stealing your money by giving you practically NOTHING when you trade in your fairly new games. Then they steal your hapiness when they anger you on how some employees know practically NOTHING about gaming yet still work there. Now if that wasn’t enough, they steal your Onlive version of  Deus Ex: Human Revolution by literally ripping open your fresh shiny new case with their grubby shit wiping fingers and they take your sweet Onlive code and they destroy it out of pure, puke and shit green envy.

    Those bastards!

    I appreciate opening my video games, peeling off the wrapper and carefully prying open the box and for the first time picking up my shiny new disc and checking out the cover art. But nnnoooo, these fucks just think its okay to mess up people’s tiny gaming traditions and/or superstitions by touching our stuff?

    Why would they do such a thing?

    Why? Because they’re bastards that’s why! Other than that they are being cowards and instead of facing up to a new digital delivery service such as Onlive and coming up with some innovative way to keep up with healthy competiton, they eliminate it all together. Yeah, that works for the mafia and other gangsters down in Texas but in this case it’s friggin’ bitch.

    Read the employee memo.

    And they aren’t denying it either. This is no Photoshop magic fabrication and when media asked Josh IvanJackOff about it he kept up the trend of his company and bitched out telling them to take it up with public relations represenative Beth Sharum. Miss Sharum stated, “Square Enix packed the competitor’s coupon with our DXHR product without our prior knowledge and we did pull these coupons.”

    So what bitch? 

    That’s like Starbucks destroying Columbian coffee because they are afraid customers will move to Columbia.

    That’s like any musician literally murdering Lil Wayne because he used a snippet of their music in his crap.

    That’s like condoms removing spermicide because they are afraid fuckers will use JUST spermicide.

    That’s like toilet paper companies lacing constipation medicine with laxatives.

    *shrugs* Jus’ sayin. ★MissB.

     
    • shawnmave 2:32 pm on August 27, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      This makes Mave into a mad panda. DX

  • Miss Beautee 9:33 am on August 24, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Eliminate all robots starting in 2012 

    For those of you anticipating a zombie apocalypse you may have to prepare for a very scary and very real danger in the future; a robot apocalypse. I mean, we’ve never REALLY anticipated a robot apocalypse due to the Terminator series we’ve always counted on some bad ass pre-maid boning whore-man action hero destroying himself and saving all humanity correct?

    No?

    Oh. Well, developer Demiurge Studios and Ubisoft have collaborated to create Shoot Many Robots, “a four-player co-op run-n-gun side-scrolling RPG shooter filled with tons of weapon and item customization.” If you buy this title and expect something different from what the title says then you my friend may have a chromosome missing because plain and simple ‘Shoot Many Robots’ is about just that, shooting MANY robots. This Borderlands-esque game (Demiurge Studios helped to create Borderland’s Arena mode) includes two game-modes Traversal allowing you to proceed level by level and Survival which pits you against hordes of Robots.

    So, if you think it’s time to start preparing for the Robot Apocolypse as its more likely your Iphone may murder you one day; or if you just want to have fun shooting killer robots with friends the Shoot All Robots is for you. No exact release date has been set but will be released on the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, and PC. ★MissB.

    Shoot Many Robots Gameplay Below

     
  • Miss Beautee 9:24 pm on August 19, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Fine WTFs in Gaming 1 (Super Pii Pii Brothers) 

    In this new segment I’ll be bringing to you is called ‘Fine WTFs in Gaming‘, I will scour the ends of this brittle and shattering Earth searching for every bit of weird and odd video game history to you all. Without further ado I bring to you the first inductee of this very prestigious list, “Super Pii Pii Brothers”

    Just… just watch the video.

    Wait….

    WTF??!

    In Super Pii Pii Brothers those women who are sufering from ‘Penis Envy’ (as Freud so confidently declared) can finally get a glimpse of what its like to take a piss with a penis in their hand. Let’s add a dash of cuddly in this bitch and have some ginger kitten-cats pop out of toilets for no reason… pissing on them gives you extra points.

    Gingerrr catz gets nos repectz

    This was supposed to be a pic of a 

    ginger cat but for some reason

    this picture was in the results

    its a Wtf in a WTF its like a 

    muthafuckin paradox!!

    Anyways, there’s no additional reason to spend time on this topic – until next time with another Fine WTF in Gaming… ★MissB.

    P.S. This video game was actually a 2008 joke from ThinkGeek.com to this day, it still tricks people. Nevertheless surely worthy of a what the f^_^k  lol

     
    • shawnmave 9:41 pm on August 19, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      She laughs, but we all know that this really breaks her heart. I mean, what gamer girl DOESN’T dream of one day having a Wii-mote strapon? 😦 D:

    • n3rd3000 11:05 am on August 20, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Penis Envy?

      • Miss Beautee 7:24 am on August 22, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Yes, Penis Envy Freudian psychoanalysis in layman’s terms is the realization that a girl learns she doesnt have a penis during development and gets “jealous”

  • Miss Beautee 1:19 pm on August 18, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Wipeout Again this Holiday Season 

    ABC’s hit show Wipeout has put thousands of real life players on their ass, backs, and necks enticing the viewers at home to be a part of this Wipeout madness. It’s no surprise that the video games version ( which was released on Xbox360 last year ) was a huge success and Wipeout wants to duplicate or even pass that success with Wipeout 2. This year’s Wipeout game version will feature the obstacles from the Winter and Summer seasons. Using your motion control device of choice (based on your console) you can run the course or throw things at players who are running the course all with improved controls. Exclusive to the 3Ds is a 4-player pass-and-play mode which is cool…. but not as fun but hey whatever.

    Wipeout 2 is going to be available for all consoles ( PS3 (with Move), Xbox 360 (with Kinect), Wii, DS, and 3DS ) right in time for Christmas.

    Ummmm….. wtf is Wipeout??? Check out the Top 10 Best Wipeout Moments ever to check out why I and millions of others love this show. MissB.

     
    • n3rd3000 2:07 pm on August 18, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Lmao number 3 is just, flat out, degrading.

      Also my favorite lol

    • jo7n 4:36 am on August 19, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      wait what?

      this is called Total Wipeout in the UK… who’s been stealing our shows again? lol

    • Miss Beautee 7:48 pm on August 19, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Lol Japan had it first, then America then the UK. For once we didnt steal anything from you all. We stole from Japan ^_^ thats why ABC is getting sued lol

    • Wii troubleshooting 9:01 pm on December 8, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      OMG this is the best TV show ever, I’d love to participate in them!

  • Miss Beautee 3:21 pm on August 17, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Official Street Fighter X Tekken Bear Trailer (Gamescon 2011) 

    Here’s a Bear character trailer from Gamescon 2011 today…

    Gotta love that Bear farting in your face special move… ★MissB.

     
  • Miss Beautee 1:42 pm on August 17, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Diablo III Adds ‘Inferno’ Difficulty, New Screenshots 

    normal…

    Nightmare…

    HELL…

    As an intense Diablo 2 fan you are well aware of the difficulty levels that have kept many a player up long nights leaving them satisfied and tired with blood shot eyes and a deep down hate for Baal.

    Fuck you Baaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!! 



    Today at Gamescom, Blizzard threw out a curve ball for Diablo III that would make the survivors of Hell cringe… Inferno.

    Inferno is the fourth and seriously tough difficulty level added to Diablo III. In Diablo II players were level capped at 99 while monsters were capped at Level 85. Diablo III will now cap players at level 60 which then unlocks Inferno mode where EVERY monster you encounter will have at least level 61 skills.

    I don’t need to break down how tough these monsters will be and how many times you are going to get pwned, throw your controller, punch your pillow, kick your bitch ass cat, say “Fuck you mom!” when she calls you for dinner and cry inside. No. Theres no need to break all that down for you. Not at all.


    This Inferno run will open up a whole new world of ass kicking that will not be the redundant loot-searching Baal runs of Diablo II. Diablo III Inferno mode offers new armor and Runestones not available in lower-difficulty levels but hell, you’re sure going to need it.


    Diablo III for Mac and PC currently has no set release date but keep your eyes open for a beta in September. ★MissB.

     
  • Miss Beautee 7:51 pm on August 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Rockstar’s ‘Agent’ Pics Surface After 2 Years of Waiting 

    2009 seems like light years ago in the gaming world. Games come and go, trends happen, losers bitch, campers camp. The most popular cell phone game was Zuma or Tetris and Myspace was everyone’s space.

    Tom has no gaemz -_-

    Times have certainly changed since then. During the 2009 E3 conference, parent-company Take-Two first revealed their Playstation exclusive ‘Agent’ which was deemed to be the next ‘Grand Theft Auto’. ‘Agent’  takes place after the Cold War and douses you in  “the world of counter-intelligence, espionage and political assassinations”. Things have been hush-hush from the company since then even to the point that there are speculations that the game has been vaporized into vaporware. Check out the 2009 E3 announcement below.

    Today, over two years later the first pics of ‘Agent’ time stamped in 2009, show some signs of life in the project. However, some fans are simply not convinced even after Take-Two confirmed in May that the title was “still in its development stages.” Leigh Donoghue was an employee with Rockstar North from April 2005 to November 2009 and he is responsible for today’s leak of these ‘Agent’ screenshots dated back in 2009.

    Is this convincing enough evidence for you that the PS3 exclusive ‘Agent’ is still in development? My take is that former Rockstar employee Donoghue may be using these screenshots as a part of his portfolio to show off the ‘Agent’ project he worked on in 2009. Unfortunately, that’s all ‘Agent’ might be known as… a project.

    I guess we will have to wait and see. ★MissB.

     
  • Miss Beautee 9:50 am on August 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    MLG expanding in 2012 

    Love or hate it, ‘Call of Duty: Black Ops’ has brought a serious amount of mainstream attention to the gaming world and is majorly responsible for the record-breaking year of popularity to Major League Gaming. Major League Gaming better known as MLG, has existed for the l33ts since 2002 and since its induction has gained popularity and respect among the gaming masses. 2011 brought the highest number of attendees and spectators via Live Streams of the competiton headlining with games COD: Black Ops, Halo Reach and StarCraft 2. This huge boost inspired MLG co-founder Sundance Giovanni to expand MLG which previously was more of a cult competion shared amongst competitors and their accquaintances. Giovanni now wants to reach every kind of gamer from the hardcore competitive gamers MLG have welcomed for so long to the casual gamers who want to increase their knowledge and intrest in gaming.

    MLG Dallas 2011

    Giovanni states in an interview with Forbes Magazine that the MLG plans to increase the amount of cumalitive competion time throughout the year which is currently about 18 days to a whopping 44-50 weeks. That’s a lot of gaming however it’s no where close to the Asian and European gaming markets that Giovanni is using as a model for MLG and the US pro gaming demographic.

    Here are some changes you can expect to see during MLG’s 2012 season:

    • New central location
    • Shorter mini-seasons throughout the year
    • More video games (League of Legends *confirmed* Gears of War 3 and MW3 currently rumored to be added)
    • More cash$$$$$$$
    • More prizes
    So… do you think you are good enough to join the masses of l33t gamers of MLG? Check out their official website here and be sure as always to stick with us here at 8BC for all your MLG news and updates. ★MissB.
     
  • Miss Beautee 8:22 pm on August 13, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    New Releases 8/14-8/20 

    Not much this week but this is expected as the summer gaming drought continues. No problems though, for there are quite a few titles currently out that should keep you busy until Resistance 3 arrives in 23 days and the even more anticipated Gears of War 3 arrives in just over one month…
     

    August 15th 2011 (15/8/2011)

    3DS

    • Captain America: Super Soldier

    August 16th, 2011 (16/8/2011)

    PC

    • Sword of the Stars II: The Lords of Winter
    • Age of Empires Online
    • Bastion
    • The Whispered World – Game of the Year
    • From Dust

    Wii

    • Get up Games Family Sports

    PS3

    • No More Heroes: Heroes Paradise

    DS

    • Junior Mystery Stories

    August 17th 2011 (17/8/2011)

    Xbox360

    • Toy Soldiers: Cold War

     MissB.

     
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