Off With The Helmet To Welcome Gears of War 3!

GEARS OF WAR 3 IS FINALLY HERE!

It has been a long wait for everyone who tasted its delights in the Beta and an even longer wait for those that didn’t  get into it.

This is The End of the Trilogy but NOT the end of the Series as a whole.

I’m sure many of you are getting stuck into it by now or are eagerly waiting for payday, ready to unleash hell upon the Locust Hordes!
I cant wait to start playing, so I’ll get on with it already!

Me being me got my grubby little hands on the epically named Epic Edition!

Gears of War 3: Epic Edition Contents

A Limited Edition Marcus Fenix Statue

The Art And Design of Gears of War

Exclusive Downloadable Content*

Gears of War 3 Limited Edition **

*Infected  Omen Weapon Skins

**Adam Fenix MP DLC, Oculus Service Medal & some of Adam Fenixs Personal Effects

Now Thats EPIC!

I had fun doing EP#5 of SPARTAN OFF DUTY.

 Which is the Unboxing of this of course!

Hope you will check it  out!

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Resistance 3: Survivor Edition* Oh REALLY?!

*NO GUN INCLUDED!

What i like to call Resistance 3: Overpriced Edition

WTF SONY?!

HOW DO YOU EXPECT PEOPLE TO SURVIVE WITHOUT A GUN TO SPLATTER CHIMERA BRAINS ALL OVER THE SIDEWALK!

RESISTANCE 3: SURVIVOR EDITION CONTENTS:

JOSEPH CAPELLI`S JOURNAL

SRPA HIP FLASK

CANVAS SATCHEL

CHIMERA FIRING RANGE TARGET

“FIGHT FOR FREEDOM” TOY SOLDIERS

SRPA PLAYING CARDS

RESISTANCE 3: SPECIAL EDITION (with DLC*)

MULTIPLAYER BOOSTER*

SRPA BLACK OPS SKIN*

INFECTED NATHAN HALE SKIN*

“SENTINEL” MULTIPLAYER TITLE*

AIR FUEL GRENADE*


YOU DIDN’T EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO INCLUDE A KNIFE TO STAB SOME BALLS!

GGRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

So i recently sent SCEE an Email asking about this, in a more polite manner.

This is what they had to say,

“Dear Mr. CloudLXXXV,

Thank you for taking the time to contact us about Resistance 3: Survivor Edition.

As you are well aware, the Survivor Edition does not come packed with dangerous weapons and we doubt that this fact will diminish your enjoyment in the world of Resistance.

Concerning the Chimera, have you tried taking out your Playing Cards and asking them to play some poker with you?

Or even play some Toy Soldiers

If they do not accept and decide to gnaw your face off, you can always use your Trusty Resistance 3 Branded Hip Flask to clobber them over the head repeatedly until blood gushes from their nostrils!

In which case, you can then gather their blood in your Hip Flask and have a sip every time your lips are parched!

We hope this information is helpful in surviving in the world of Resistance!

Take good care, and please refrain from contacting us again.

Mr. Sow Nii, SCEE Customer Services

NAH!! You know im just kidding!!

Resistance 3: Survivor Edition was a European Exclusive and was available for £99.99 on gamestation.co.uk.

This Edition actually Sold Out  prior to its Release, due to the huge amount of Pre-Orders it garnered.

Luckily for me i nabbed a copy, even though i didnt receive it until 6 days after its initial release due to internal problems on the recently updated gamestation site.

So here i have a nice little video for all you beautiful people!

This is on my own YouTube Channel, but soon i may request the help of the other Authors of 8BC to start a New Gaming Series just for 8BC.

Anyway, please enjoy the vid and share it, Like it, you know the drill.

….Oh… And KEEP ON GAMING!!

Spartan Off Doody Episode 3 XXXV Takes A Dues

Every now and then a Spartan has to go take a Dues, but they are not aloud or have the time to do so during the job. So here at 8BC we present you a video of a spartan taking a Dump. No not really, but you will see Spartan XXXV unbox the Collectors Edition of Deus Ex Human Revelation in the video above and below.  You will also get to see him break his Collectors Edition “doll” right after he opens the package………..yeah. Toys!!!!!!!!!!!

“Its a little gun”- Spartan XXV

“deadly residue, fuckin sticky ass snot”- Spartan XXXV

That’s what she said

Much Love JT

Spartan Off Duty Episode 2

Ever wonder what Cortana was doing after Spartan XXXV fell asleep at the end of Halo 3? No need to wonder any longer , because Spartan XXXV is here to tell you in person and show you all the PSP games that Cortana was playing through for the many years when Spartan XXXV was thought to be dead. Yeah now we know what Cortana was doing during Spartans deep sleep, but what was XXXV doing? When we asked he gave us no answers, but here at 8BC we have no doubt that he was dreaming about banging Cortana and Sergeant Major Johnson in a  unholy 3-some from the unhealthy and amazingly huge morning wood he had when he woke up. Which was the exact same size when he came in for the interview. 0.0

Much Love JT

Spartan Off Duty Ep.#1

Ever wonder what Spartans do in their spare time? Well now you know. Sadly they make how to videos when they are not shoving plasma grenades up grubs asses. Since all of the Interverse is doomed by derp Spartan LXXXV decided to try to save at least a few of us and teach us how to open a box. In this first episode of Spartans Off Duty you get to see Spartan LXXXV unbox Xenoblades Limited Edition and make love to the fresh new manual with his nosy.

We rate this Unboxing 5 “Fuckin Stickers” out of 5

Much Love JT

MinedWarp Episode 2! Spartan Off Duty Pilot!!! And Free Copies Of RAGE IOS!!!!

What a great day it is for you guys!!!! You got discounts on Metro 2033 and Blacklight Tango Down! And Now! you get a new episode of MinedWarp and you get to see a pilot from my friend Cloud for his new show Spartan Off Duty!!!! Fuck do we spoil you!!!!! Oh no no no! Thats not all! With our magical mutant powers we got everyone a free copy of RAGE for the IOS!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAw Yeaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!! You can tell us how much you love me down in the comments 🙂 !

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Free Rage

http://itunes.apple.com/ca/app/rage-hd/id400707675?mt=8

Much Love JT