Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary for $30 & Pre-Order Goodies

Feel like seeing where the Halo phenomenon started? Feel like reliving the “good ol’ days” of the Halo-verse. Feel like reminiscing at that one spot where you got sniped for the very first time.. only to be sniped again because you were too busy staring at some fucking polygonal scenery reminiscing about a time you let a bullet go through your head!! Oh, did I forget to mention that all of those classic maps are going to be remastered in HD.. ’cause that’s kinda important.

Well you’ll be able to do all of that on November 15, 2011 when “Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary” is released for the Xbox 360. Oh did I forget to mention that (through Amazon) is only 30 DOLLARS! Oh yes my lovable worshipers you did read that correctly. But just to add some more validity to this epic announcement, allow me to humble you with the details straight from Amazon’s page.

$10 Credit Plus Pre-order Bonus
Pre-order Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary and get a $10 Amazon credit good toward the purchase of items shipped and sold by Amazon.com (certain exclusions apply, including Kindle books, MP3s, and video rentals and downloads) as well as Master Chief Avatar Armor and the Grunt Funeral Skull (once activated, every grunt’s methane tank will explode like a plasma grenade when killed). The promotional code for the credit will be e-mailed within two days after the product ships. The access code for the armor and skull will be packaged inside the game box. Offer valid when shipped and sold by Amazon.com, while supplies last. Limit one per customer. Amazon reserves the right to change or terminate this promotion at any time.

Okay so it’s $30 dollars when you use the $10 credit, but still, what else are you going to use that ten dollar credit on? Socks? I don’t think so, there are digital aliens out there and a ginger in some far away state THAT NEEDS TO DIE (digitally)! Oh shit.. I completely forgot the link to make it easier for all of you to pre-order this awesome slice of epic over at Amazon. There we go.. all better now.

Well there you have it, feel free to express your gratitude towards me in our comments section below, also Like us on Facebook and stalk us on Twitter.

As usual, thanks for reading.

– Mave

The Best Deal Ever!!

Yes, Yes, YEEEESSS!!!

To my fellow worshipers; I, your humble God-like entity of awesome. Am here to bring you a deal that ABSOLUTELY NONE OF YOU should pass up. Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time PLUS a blue Dualshock3 Wireless Controller for the mere price of  40 dollars.. I’ll type that last bit again just in case you had to put your brains back in your skull… 40 DOLLARS!!! 

You can (AND WILL) purchase this amazing deal over at Amazon

It’s okay everyone, I bring you this news, because I care about your wallets.

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As always, thanks for reading.

– Mave

UK Retailer (GAME) and Sony Strike up a Momentous PSN Deal

Starting in mid-September and in 42 of GAMES’ stores; GAMES will now stock PSN games. This will enable all of its customers to purchase full games, downloadable content and subscriptions without the need for a credit or debit card, or PSN cards. (If only this was around a few months ago)

The move will most likely mean that GAME will become the largest gaming retailer in Europe and will likely ease fears of stores closing due to more titles being made downloadable.

GAME has stated that initial trials showed that over 80% of customers use cash, reward points and gift cards to buy digital downloads in stores.

Ian Shepherd, GAME Group CEO said:

“This is a significant step forward in our digital strategy. For the first time, gamers will be able to browse a wide range of digital titles for the PlayStation Network in our stores, alongside a variety of other digital and physical products. This is important because it offers customers more choice, more advice and more control than they can get online. Our partnership with SCEE means that we can offer customers an unbeatable range and great value across all the gaming channels.

“The partnership reflects the close and long standing relationship between GAME and SCEE across Europe as both companies move rapidly to innovate and bring new products and services to customers.”

– Mave

No More Excuses For You Not Being GOLDEN, HAVING A HEADSET and stop “l33t sp34kin”

This goes to all of you uncommunicative specs in every single online game. This goes to all of you “h4r h4r u c4nt a1m” l33t speaking fuck nuggets. And this goes to all of you unfortunate souls that don’t have XBL Gold. For 42.99 you can now have 1 year of XBL Gold, a chat pad, a headset & 400MS points thanks to the Xbox Live Gold Starter Pack.

There’s nothing else for me to do here except state that you can FUCKING UPGRADE ALREADY over here

Now you too can go tell the homophobic people with an addiction to necrophilia (you can identify them by how much they LOVE talking about how they’re going “skull fuck” a member of your family, most likely your mom) to fuck off.