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  • filthyviewwhore 8:29 am on September 21, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: 343 Studios, , Avatar, , , , , , , Grunt Funeral Skull, , Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary, master chief, Master Chief Avatar Armor, , , Pre-Order Goodies, , , ,   

    Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary for $30 & Pre-Order Goodies 

    Feel like seeing where the Halo phenomenon started? Feel like reliving the “good ol’ days” of the Halo-verse. Feel like reminiscing at that one spot where you got sniped for the very first time.. only to be sniped again because you were too busy staring at some fucking polygonal scenery reminiscing about a time you let a bullet go through your head!! Oh, did I forget to mention that all of those classic maps are going to be remastered in HD.. ’cause that’s kinda important.

    Well you’ll be able to do all of that on November 15, 2011 when “Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary” is released for the Xbox 360. Oh did I forget to mention that (through Amazon) is only 30 DOLLARS! Oh yes my lovable worshipers you did read that correctly. But just to add some more validity to this epic announcement, allow me to humble you with the details straight from Amazon’s page.

    $10 Credit Plus Pre-order Bonus
    Pre-order Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary and get a $10 Amazon credit good toward the purchase of items shipped and sold by Amazon.com (certain exclusions apply, including Kindle books, MP3s, and video rentals and downloads) as well as Master Chief Avatar Armor and the Grunt Funeral Skull (once activated, every grunt’s methane tank will explode like a plasma grenade when killed). The promotional code for the credit will be e-mailed within two days after the product ships. The access code for the armor and skull will be packaged inside the game box. Offer valid when shipped and sold by Amazon.com, while supplies last. Limit one per customer. Amazon reserves the right to change or terminate this promotion at any time.

    Okay so it’s $30 dollars when you use the $10 credit, but still, what else are you going to use that ten dollar credit on? Socks? I don’t think so, there are digital aliens out there and a ginger in some far away state THAT NEEDS TO DIE (digitally)! Oh shit.. I completely forgot the link to make it easier for all of you to pre-order this awesome slice of epic over at Amazon. There we go.. all better now.

    Well there you have it, feel free to express your gratitude towards me in our comments section below, also Like us on Facebook and stalk us on Twitter.

    As usual, thanks for reading.

    • Mave
  • jhonnythizzlam 4:07 pm on August 26, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: 30 minute hero, 30 second hero, advent children, , cortana, , , , final fantasy tactics, final fantasy vii, final fantasy vii advent children, , , , , , halo 3, , halo reach, master chief, , , , , , , , ,   

    Spartan Off Duty Episode 2 

    Ever wonder what Cortana was doing after Spartan XXXV fell asleep at the end of Halo 3? No need to wonder any longer , because Spartan XXXV is here to tell you in person and show you all the PSP games that Cortana was playing through for the many years when Spartan XXXV was thought to be dead. Yeah now we know what Cortana was doing during Spartans deep sleep, but what was XXXV doing? When we asked he gave us no answers, but here at 8BC we have no doubt that he was dreaming about banging Cortana and Sergeant Major Johnson in a  unholy 3-some from the unhealthy and amazingly huge morning wood he had when he woke up. Which was the exact same size when he came in for the interview. 0.0

    Much Love JT

    • shawnmave 5:08 am on August 27, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Wow, Bungie are geniuses of localization, who else has ever given their main character to suit the geographical location of where they’re shipping the game? XD

    • cloudlxxxv 7:05 pm on September 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Nice.. Very nice.. xD

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