Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary for $30 & Pre-Order Goodies

Feel like seeing where the Halo phenomenon started? Feel like reliving the “good ol’ days” of the Halo-verse. Feel like reminiscing at that one spot where you got sniped for the very first time.. only to be sniped again because you were too busy staring at some fucking polygonal scenery reminiscing about a time you let a bullet go through your head!! Oh, did I forget to mention that all of those classic maps are going to be remastered in HD.. ’cause that’s kinda important.

Well you’ll be able to do all of that on November 15, 2011 when “Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary” is released for the Xbox 360. Oh did I forget to mention that (through Amazon) is only 30 DOLLARS! Oh yes my lovable worshipers you did read that correctly. But just to add some more validity to this epic announcement, allow me to humble you with the details straight from Amazon’s page.

$10 Credit Plus Pre-order Bonus
Pre-order Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary and get a $10 Amazon credit good toward the purchase of items shipped and sold by Amazon.com (certain exclusions apply, including Kindle books, MP3s, and video rentals and downloads) as well as Master Chief Avatar Armor and the Grunt Funeral Skull (once activated, every grunt’s methane tank will explode like a plasma grenade when killed). The promotional code for the credit will be e-mailed within two days after the product ships. The access code for the armor and skull will be packaged inside the game box. Offer valid when shipped and sold by Amazon.com, while supplies last. Limit one per customer. Amazon reserves the right to change or terminate this promotion at any time.

Okay so it’s $30 dollars when you use the $10 credit, but still, what else are you going to use that ten dollar credit on? Socks? I don’t think so, there are digital aliens out there and a ginger in some far away state THAT NEEDS TO DIE (digitally)! Oh shit.. I completely forgot the link to make it easier for all of you to pre-order this awesome slice of epic over at Amazon. There we go.. all better now.

Well there you have it, feel free to express your gratitude towards me in our comments section below, also Like us on Facebook and stalk us on Twitter.

As usual, thanks for reading.

– Mave

Penny Arcade Heads Into Uncharted Desert

Still wondering where to pre order your copy of Uncharted 3? Will search no longer GameStop has the best pre order sw@@g out their. For a limited time while supplies last you will be able to pick yourself up a free Uncharted 3 poster with unique art created by the peeps over at Penny Arcade. So move your feet before they all get snatched up. Want want want want want want want. Let your Naughty side loose on November 1st when Uncharted 3 releases.

Pre Order It Nowz!!!!

http://www.gamestop.com/browse?nav=16k-uncharted+3

Much Love JT

Infamous Dues Human Sw@@@@golution

For those future PS3 owners! You can know pick up a bundled 320 gig slim PS3 with a copy of Infamous 2 for only $299.99.  This is a magnificent deal since you get to save $60 and walk away with basically a free game and a Epic one at that. Oh what? Whats that? You have no idea what to buy with the money you just saved? How about pre ordering Deus Ex: Human Revolution and then getting a $10 promotional credit just for buying it! Sw@@@@@@@@g and if Deus Ex ant your thang you can always pick up the first InFamous for $20 bucks over at Amazon.

Infamous 2 PS3 Bundle

Buy It From Sony

http://store.sony.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?catalogId=10551&storeId=10151&productId=8198552921666374651&langId=-1&XID=O:ps398309:dg_gglsrch:pla&CAWELAID=971301809

Or Amazon

http://www.amazon.com/PS3-320GB-inFamous-bundle-PlayStation-3/dp/B005DWVV0S

Pre Order Dues Ex: Human Revolution

http://www.amazon.com/Deus-Ex-Human-Revolution-Xbox-360/dp/B002I0JA7E/ref=sr_1_1?s=videogames&ie=UTF8&qid=1314043874&sr=1-1

Infamous Greatest Hits

http://www.amazon.com/inFAMOUS-Playstation-3/dp/B000ZK7ZOE

Much Love JT

Pre-Order Battlefield 3 on Origin and Get a Free Game

 

If my title read “pre-order Battlefield 3 on Origin and Get a Free Game” then congratulations! Your site hasn’t been ruined from spending countless hours staring at a screen. Although you didn’t capitalize the “p” in Pre-Order nor did you capitalize the “o” so you might wanna get a vision test anyway. Anywho;

EA is desperately trying very hard to sell gamers on a service they don’t seem to want, at least judging by online comments (I don’t see the big fuss, I enjoy the service, but then again I’m superior to all of you). The publisher has been offering sales on past games, early access to the Battlefield 3 beta for those who pre-order, and now we know that you’ll be using EA’s Origin service even if you buy the game at a physical retail location. The latest weapon is a simple one: if you pre-order Battlefield 3, you get a free game from a list of three.

I was pleasantly surprised to receive this e-mail when I caved in and pre-ordered the game:

As a special thank you for pre-ordering Battlefield 3 early at Origin, we’re offering you a bonus PC digital download game. Please apply the code below at the shopping cart to redeem one PC Digital version of one of our recommended shooter titles: Mass Effect 2, Dead Space 2 or Medal of Honor. The price will be reduced to $0 after applying the code at your shopping cart. Hurry—this offer is only good for the month of August, and is exclusive to Origin customers only. See below for more details.

Hey, if you give me a chance to have Mass Effect 2 I’m taking it hard and fast like a undersexed housewife.

That’s not a bad deal, and it’s my personal recommendation/order that you pick up Mass Effect 2 if you haven’t already played it (although Medal of Honor is severely underrated if you’re into military shooters, probably everyone is so fucking quick to dub it a “Fish clone”). On the other hand, EA is beginning to sound like a pitch man on late-night television, screaming “but wait, there’s more!” in an effort get you to take out your credit card and buy their game… through their service. Which is starting to work…

– Mave

Batman is in Mr. Freeze’s World Now

Long story short: NEW BATMAN ARKHAM CITY TRAILER!!! I wish I had some words to describe how epic this new trailer is.. oh wait I do.. just two..: PRE-ORDER!!!!!!!!!! 😀

 

Batman: Arkham City will be released for the PC, PS3 and Xbox 360 in North America on October 18th (19th for Australia and 21st for Europe)