Gaming In Our Sleep
Oh man check out the House Of The Dead Overkill Extended Cut Grindhouse Trailer. Its so fucking sick lol Its a cut above the rest! Your mother wont like it…..I love it give me more please! Join Detective Washington, Agent G and the bodacious vixen Varla Guns as they slaughter their way through the hordes of zombies with any weapons they can find to find the truth behind the chaos that has occurred in/to the world. Oh man I think this trailer has sold me big time. Hnnnnnnnnng.
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Check out the new single player trailer for Ratchet and Clank All 4 One. You’ll catch glimpse of familiar Ratchet and Clank characters being summoned as sidekicks throughout the trailer. In the upcoming Ratchet and Clank adventure you will have to fight through a planet filled with the most dangerous creatures in the universe….. you being one of them. Fight and smash your way to the evil that has captured and brought you to this vicous world of death and finding out the purpose of it all.
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Catch Jackie in some dual wielding gameplay in the new video from 2k games where they pay the folks over at Digital Extreme Studios a visit. Jackie is looking for question and the only one who can give him his answers is someone who is crazier then he is and his name is Johnny. Jackie is looking to find out who has been trying to kill him and hunt him down and the only one person that he knows who holds the answers is Johnny. After visiting Johnny Jackie learns that he has been being attacked by The Brotherhood a secret society of loons who smuggle humans, deal drugs and guns and live to make humans feel pain.Watch for glimpses of gameplay throughout the video hnnng their so epic. Cant wait to get my hands on this baby. Are you a fan of the first Darkness game? What are you looking forward to in the Darkness 2? Let us know.
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Tired of Uncharted 3 Yet? No i didn’t think so 🙂 . Check out this new TV spot trailer for Uncharted 3 made from game play and game footage. Sadly it is only 31 seconds long, but oh how those few seconds make me wet in my undercarriage areas. Enough of my foolery check out the video for yourselves and tell us what you thin in the comments. Will you be picking up Uncharted 3 on release date? Are you as hyped for it as i am let me know 🙂 .
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12 years later at its finally arrived! A new Rollercoaster Tycoon and in 3D!!!!! Check out the new teaser trailer for RollerCoaster Tycoon 3D for the 3DS above. The game will be tailored just for the 3DS console and be coming to you in 2012. Now time for me to go back into my dungeon once again and plot the many ways I’m gonna make the visitors feel pain. I shall call my theme park Final Destination 666! Everyone Enters Everyone Dies shall be the slogan of the most terrible Rollercoaster in my park which will be called Fluffy Bunny. Lure them in with Love and then slaughter them 🙂 . Slaughter them all!!!!!
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Oh man Resistance 3 is going to be great and you can tell just by watching the trailer above. It shows so little, yet so much at the same time and leaves you with a eagerness that just wants more. A eagerness that makes you want it now and has you playing the scene in your mind of you on your couch with your mouth opened in awwww as you watch the opening cinematic for the first time. Are you ready for what awaits you in 4 days? Are you ready to walk into hell with Capelli knowing that their is no chance in coming back? I am. I am the Resistance.
Key Features:
• Journey as humanity’s last hope, father and soldier Joseph Capelli, across a devastated alternate history 1950s America.
• Resistance 3 returns with a fully loaded and upgradeable arsenal, including the return of the fan-favorite weapon wheel.
• Team up with a friend for online/offline co-op, or battle across the globe in a new progression-based 16-player human vs. Chimera multiplayer.
• Engage smarter and more agile Chimeran enemies — new awareness and cinematic traversal technology allows Chimera to traverse any terrain to reach you: nowhere is safe.
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BloodRayne Betrayal is  WayForward‘s upcoming PSN hack n slash platformer and in the video above you will get to see all its platforming goodieness. Throughout the trailer you will see gore, gore and more gore with some Super Meat Boy type platforming. Where you will have to jump and avoid spikes and also saws while decapitating all the enemies on screen. No doubt that this is going to be a bloody good mess and a hell of a fucking fun when it releases next Tuesday on September 6th. So keep your eyes, wallets and butt-cheeks opened or else you might be the one who ends with crabs. I meant punched by a robot with crabs on his arms. Nope I got that wrong again.
Releases September 6th on PSN. Check out the post by Sean Velasco Wayford’s designer and director of BloodRayne Betrayal.
“We saved the best for last, however; the final boss battle is beyond epic and totally unforgettable…trust us!”-Sean Velasco
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Welcome to the enemy line are you prepared for death and for all the blood that will be shed? Do you have the skills and perks to take on the foes you will face ahead? This new Modern warfare 3 Multiplayer trailer says other wise. No man is safe and the war-zone belongs to no other then the corpses laying beside you. Also Fuckin turret gun on wheels!!!!!!! Fuckin holy shit! Knife,Shoot,run and no scope your way to first place when Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 3 Releases this November 8th.
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Stop Being Such A Fucking Pussy! Check out the awesome new Serious Sam 3 BFE trailer. Where Croteams Rich Knuckles answers the questions from Duke Nukem fans oops i ment noobs and gives you tips on how to handle yourself correctly through the waves of demonized and deadly enemy hordes.
Jhonny Thizzlam Tip#1
Get rid of pain and fear
How do you do such a thing you ask?
Shove your thumb up your dickhole and Shoot!
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It was you breathless and torn. I can feel my eyes turning into dust. As i fight along side my brothers to eliminate the Locust horde. Epic games have been focusing allot on brotherhood which is exactly what Gears Of War is about. Fighting together and dieing together. The strength and ability to take anyone down if you fight along side each other. Having your teams back and fighting as one. Keeping the enemy creeper from flanking your team and the accurate snipers from getting comfortable and easily picking off your team and popping their skulls. No matter if you win and lose or if your low on ammo you continue to fight as you rev up that lancer one more time and head to the frontlines. brothers till the end.
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The newest Dragons Dogma Trailer is about pawn shops? What is a pawn you ask? a pawn is basically a AI sidekick that will fight with you through out the game. Your main pawn will grow and learn skills as the character you play as grows and learns. They will help you and fight along side you through the battles you encounter throughout the game. You will be able to acquire 3 pawns to fight along side you one of them being your main pawn and the other 2 being acquired through the rift. The rift is where you’ll be able to borrow pawns of others to fight along side you and help you build and grow your team. Your pawn (sidekick) will also be able to be borrowed by players around the world online trough the rift to help them in their quest. So yeah pawns…….
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Words! Text! Cinematic! In this up and coming PSP game you will have to make your way out of a mental institute trying not to get killed and tortured by evil man eating text.
Today XSeed games announced that Corpse Party will be coming to North America in the trailer above . Its due out this Fall. Corpse Party Is a based on a Japanese Manga where a group of high school students get warped into a alternate dimension of the Elementary school that use to be built on the same land and spot of where their high school stands now. Now its up to you and your friends to find out what happened to the kids that disappeared and to the ones that where murdered while trying to survive yourself.
http://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=33152
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